Marathon Maniacs News Letter – April / May 2007

April Highlights
·
23 new members
for the month of April (543 total
members)
·
Van
"pigtails" Phan wins the Mt. Si 50 mile ultra.
·
Welcome our newest 10-star Titanium member, Lauri "The Kid" Fauerbach Adams
Sub 3 hour Boston Maniacs Kent Sizer and Cliff Richards
10-star Titanium Maniac Lauri Fauerbach-Adams
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MANIACS
WITH THEIR WIVES AT THE BOSTON MARATHON EXPO
Tom Rogers Greg
Roth
The Marathon Maniacs…at the Races
April 1
Big-D Texas Marathon: Robert "srlopez" Lopez, Thomas
"T.O. Okazaki", Amy Osborne, Jones "Rusty" Ramsey, Tom
Timbol
Hogeye Marathon: Lauri "The Kid" Fauerbach Adams,
Brian Hoover, Angela Ivory, David Malone, Johnny Spriggs
Martian Marathon: Dane Rauschenberg, Jeff Veneble, Darwin
"runninguy" Weimer
Metropolitan 50M Kurt
Steiner 5: Frank Colella
WSU 100km: Tony (*tc) Covarrubias, Van
"pigtails" Phan

Brian Pendleton Joseph Tompkins
April 7
Croom Trail 50M/50km: Harry Hoffman
Diez Vista 50km: Jon "Coconutboy" Mahoney
Easter Marathon: Linda Barton, Jim Boyd, Bob and Lenore
Dolphin, Robert "srlopez" Lopez, Little Leslie Miller, Cheri Pompeo,
Gregg Walchli
Eisenhower Marathon: Dave Bell, Cowboy Jeff Bishton, Kevin
Brosi, Steve Grady, Chester Kalb, Thomas "T.O." Okazaki, Don
Pattison, Johnny Spriggs, Dick Vogt, Amy Yanni
Mad City 100km: Lisa Stranc Bliss
Ocean City Marathon: Bill Doernbach, Dean Hutchinson, Valerie
Kilcoin, Todd King, Anne Scarazzo
San Juan Trail 50km:David Campbell, Rob Cowan, Lori
"Heinselman" Craig
April 14
Andrew Jackson
Marathon: Jim Collins, Angela Ivory,
Phil Min, Ruth Morley
Lake McMurtry 50km
Trail Run: Brian Hoover, Johnny
Spriggs, Terri Ann Vandeventer
Muir Woods Trail
Marathon: Jon Burg
Bull Run 50 Mile: Steve Noone

Maniacs at the Andrew Jackson Marathon Maniacs
at the Kentucky Derby Marathon
April 15
Glass City Marathon: Claude Hicks, Jr., Robert
"srlopez" Lopez
Ironman Arizona: Jeff Giles
Peterson Ridge Rumble:
Bret "Fat-Boyee" Henry,
Kate Merrill, Pete "Hippo" Nicholson, Van "pigtails" Phan,
Sam Thompson, Olga Varlamova
Rocky Hill Ranch
50M/50km: Thomas "T.O."
Okazaki
Spirit of St. Louis
Marathon: Dave Bell, Cowboy Jeff
Bishton, Kevin Brosi, Tom Craven, Ron Knecht, Barefoot Rick Roeber, Henry
Rueden, Charles Sayles, Terry Sentinella, Johnny Spriggs, Keith Whited, Fiona
Wright
Whidbey Island
Marathon: Tim Bruce, Amanda Cohn, Dave Conger, Mark Cook, Sue
Fauerbach, Marius Hansen, Jon "Coconutboy" Mahoney, Monte Pascual,
Mel Preedy, Bruce Quam, David Stout, Craig Swanson, Michael Swanson, Seng
Lai-Tan, Cynthia "Draggon" Witman, Guy Yogi

Bruce Quam, Dave
Conger and "Coconutboy" Mahoney at Whidbey Island "Coconutboy":
1st in age group at Whidbey Island
April 16
Boston Marathon: Gary Allen, Mickey (Quick Mick) Allen,
Linda Ambard, Linda Barton, Robert Bens, Jim Bitgood, Ken Blauvelt, Laura
Bleakley, Brad Bleiweiss, Robert Britain, Frank Colella, Ruben Contreras, Dick
Decker, Ed Ellis, Earl Fenstermacher, Marc Frommer, Cheryl Gamache, Gary Geuss,
Beth Giffing, Rich Hallworth, David Hamilton, Al Harman, Jack Heely, Christine
Humble, Ed Indvik, Robert Jacobsen, Gene Jochen, Dean Kayler, James Klarich,
Rick Korecki, Phil "Uncle Philly" Kriss, Johnny "Shaka"
Landeza, Michael Larkin, Kurt Lauer, Karen Leahy, Josh Leibman, Jesse Leitner,
Craig MacBean, Gary "The Red Rabbit" Marr, Ralph Meyer, David
"ricochet" Murray, Jerry Nairn, Lesa Overfield, Keith "Kip"
Panzer, Brian Pendleton, Cliff "quack quack" Richards, Emma Riconda,
Tom Rogers, Greg Roth, Quicksilver - Runner, Marilou Russell, Kent Sizer,
Joseph Tompkins, Maniac #3 tp!, Chris "Hollywood" Warren, Kory
Wheatley, Karen "Sushi" Wiggins, Bekkie Wright, Keith Wright, Amy
Yanni, Prez Steven Yee, Gayle Zorrilla
The 2007 Boston Marathon…from the eyes of Marc Frommer
As you know the big talk was the weather. As Bob Spencer (from the big list) mentioned, I must be in Boston given my Tri-Cities experiences. Well, Bob, the weather was a piece of cake in comparison to Tri-Cities. I hate to admit it since it would be wonderful to use the weather as an excuse but it really wasn't that bad. It really didn't rain during the race and the headwinds were pretty minor. Plus the temps weren't bad. The worst weather was during the wait for the busses, which turned the Athletes Village into a quagmire. But once we got on the road, I didn't think it was that bad. I've been running a lot slower all year and was hoping for around a 3:40-3:45 at Boston. I didn't know if it was possible (it turned out not to be) but my race wasn't too bad. I didn't blow up though I did slow down during the second half. My big concern was my left knee which started to hurt around mile 22 or so at Carlsbad and mile 19 a couple of weeks ago at Yakima. This time, my knee started to hurt around mile 12. I was pretty concerned and thoughts of DNF started going through my mind. But I was certainly
Boston: The "Unofficial" Maniac
Pasta feed at the Blauvelt's Condo Lesa Overfield, Karen Wiggins and Gayle Zorrilla
going to run past Wellesley and then just tried to take it a
mile at a time. My knee never got any worse and, by the end, felt OK (not great
but not bad). However I did start to slow down just after Wellesley.
I felt OK after cresting the Newton hills and tried to push it a bit. I did get
a few miles back under 9:00 but couldn't get them down close to 8:00. I thought
there was a possibility of cracking 3:50 but just couldn't come up with the
speed over the last 5K. My least favorite part of the race (the rise right
around mile 25 -- Citgo sign) showed up as usual and took a bit out of me. Even
after making the left turn onto Boylston (my favorite part of the course after
Wellesley) the legs just wouldn't turn over quickly. I still soaked up the great
energy from the crowd and finished with a big smile on my face. The crowd while
definitely smaller was really great. The folks that braved the weather were
tremendously encouraging. Without them, there was a good chance I would have
DNF'ed after my knee started acting up.
As for my splits, you can see there was no bonk but a definite slowing,
especially on the hills:
Mile 5: 41:42 (included a porta-bush break of 30 seconds or so) Mile 10:
1:24:06 (42:24) Mile 15: 2:07:58 (43:52) Mile 20: 2:53:55 (45:57) Mile
25: 3:39:44 (45:49) Mile 26.2: 8:41, 1:42
For a change, I'm going to listen to my body and take it a bit easy over the
next week or so. I've decided to bag Eugene next weekend, especially since I've
picked up a cold. Instead, I'm going to concentrate on some decent training for
Newport and see if I can't get close to 3:30 there (I will be happy with a
3:35, which would be 8 minutes slower than last year at Newport). You can see
my goals have really changed over the last year.

The Prez with the wife of Maniac
312 Gene Jochen Earl Fenstermacher at Vinny T's Larry Herman - Boston Expo
As for the rest of the trip, as always, Boston was a blast.
I spent a couple of days in NYC before the race and then on Tuesday rented a
car and drove off to Cooperstown via Springfield (stopping for a visit to the
NBA Hall of Fame -- not nearly as interesting as Cooperstown). If you are at
all interested in baseball, especially stats, and history, make a trek there.
This year we had a large crew of folks from Portland as well as the usual large
contingent of Maniacs. We had our usual post-race gathering at John Harvards in
Cambridge with around 30 folks and a great dinner in the North End on Sunday
night. It was great hanging out with the Maple Valley folks a bit on each day.
They are a fun group of folks.
THE "COLD" BOSTON MARATHON FINISH

Laura Bleakley and Marc
Frommer Amy
Yanni and "Hollywood" Warren
April 21
Charlottesville
Marathon: Satiro Oliveira, Steve
Supkoff, Keith Whited
Jersey Shore Marathon:
El Hamersly
Leona Divide 50 mile: David Campbell, Lori "Heinselman"
Craig, Andy Kumeda, Natalia Norman
Quachita 50 mile/50
km: Rob Cowan, Jorge Rivera, Johnny
Spriggs
Salt Lake City
Marathon: Dave Bell, Lauri "The
Kid" Fauerbach Adams, Rick "TheRrrick" Karampatsos, Bill
Mandler, Don Pattison, Blaine Phillips, Ron Westbury
Seaton Trail 78 km: Gene Jochen
Sybil Ludington 50km: Frank Colella
April 22
Mt. Si 50km / 50 mile:
Ruth Balf, Gilles Barbeau, Michelle Barnes, Steve Barrick, Linda Barton, Barb
Blumenthal, May Cheng, Tony (*tc) Covarrubias, Patch Dahl, Stephanie
"Crash" Day, Laurie Dent-Cleveland, Mark Dix, Christel Elliot, Eric
Gierke, Richard "Road Kill" Haase, Jill Hudson, Mary Latta, Jeff
Loen, Robert "srlopez" Lopez, King Arthur Martineau, Jessica Mullen, Pete "Hippo"
Nicholson, Stacy "PoSSuM" Otter, Brian Pendleton, Van
"pigtails" Phan, Cheri Pompeo, Diana "sLuG" Robinson, Sam
Thompson, Scott Tomchick, Karen
"Sushi" Wiggins, Prez Steven
Yee, Jon Yoon

Maniacs at the start of the Mt.
Si 50 km Sam Thompson Steve Barrick, May Cheng
and Eric Gierke
London Marathon: Shaun Hamill
Spokane River Run
50km: Lisa Stranc-Bliss, Gunhild
Swanson
Wenatchee Marathon: Jim Boyd, Ken Briggs, Pamela Brulotte,
Janet Burgess, Dave Conger, Christie Hayes, Jane Herzog, Jon
"Coconutboy" Mahoney, Sherry Mahoney, Doug Meadows, Gary Otheim,
Monte Pascual, Mel Preedy, Bruce Quam, Michael Shiach, Michael Wakabayashi, Gregg
Walchli, "Hollywood" Warren
April 28
Capitol Peak 50M/55km:
Gilles Barbeau, Bill
"Hotrod" Barmore, Eric Barnes, Linda Barton, Christel Elliot, Robert
Hester, Shawn Lawson, King Arthur Martineau, Jessica Mullen, Van
"pigtails" Phan, Steve Stoyles, Sam Thompson, Joseph Tompkins, Karen
"Sushi" Wiggins
Free State Trail
Ultra: Ken Saveth, Gina Sheets,
Retro Rob Willis
Kentucky Derby
Festival Marathon: Cowboy Jeff
Bishton, Kevin Brosi, Kevin Carrothers, Jim Collins, Chester Kalb, Ron Knecht,
Rick Korecki, Jeff Veneble
Oklahoma City Memorial
Marathon: Dave "FatMan"
Anderson, Stephanie "Crash" Day, Steve Grady, Kenneth Hart, Brian
Hoover, Robin Hudson, Bill Powers, Johnny Spriggs, Ryan Valdez, Dick Vogt, Marv
"The Commissioner" Winters
Pine Line Trail
Marathon: Adrian Call, Gary
Engstrom, Peter Klein, Gay Renouf
Promise Land 50km: J.R. "The Turtle" Ankney, Jesse
Leitner

The 50-mile "attitudes" of
Pigtails and (tc!) Kendall Kreft and Tim Lofton Scott
Tomchick
Trail Dawgs Marathon: Brian Doernbach, El Hamersly, Claude Hicks
Jr., Steve Noone, Gwen Payne, Charles Sayles
Vancouver Discovery
Walk Marathon: Jim Boyd, Stacy
"PoSSuM" Otter, Diana "sLuG" Robinson
Zane Grey 50 Mile: Rob Cowan, Olga Varlamova
Country Music
Marathon: Jon Burg, Philip DeYoung, Andrew
Edwards, Bob English, Rich Hallworth, Bob Hearn, Larry Herman, Angela Ivory,
Russ Johnson, Tom Karpowich, Valerie Kilcoin, Tamara Mackey, Phil Min, John
Richeson, Trent Rosenbloom, Dr. Ashis Roy, Arnat Vale, Keith Whited
http://news.monstersandcritics.com/india/news/article_1298044.php/74-
75 year-old_Indian_completes_75_marathons

Country Music Marathoners: Dr.
Ashis Roy Tamara Mackey and Arnet Vale Nothing will keep Arnet down!
April 29
Big Sur International
Marathon: Dave Bell, Diva Burns, Ed
Ellis, Jon "Coconutboy" Mahoney, Sherry Mahoney, Ruth Morley, David
Nemoto, Cynthia "Draggon" Witman
Han-gang Marathon: Dane Rauschenberg
Lake Waramaug 50km: Frank Colella
Mt. Diablo
Marathon/Endurance 50 miler: Jon
Burg
New Jersey Marathon: Tim Chesko, Jim Collins, Lauri "The
Kid" Fauerbach Adams, El Hamersly, Jack Heely, Claude Hicks Jr., Dean
Hutchinson, Gwen Payne, Charles Sayles, Anne Scarazzo, Michael Shilling
Self-Transcendence 6
Day race: Tim "pumped2run"
Lawson
Vancouver Discovery
Walk Marathon: Stacy
"PoSSuM" Otter, Diana "sLuG" Robinson
Vienna City Marathon: Sheila Lawless-Burke
Eugene Marathon: Jenny Appel, Ruth Balf, Eric Barnes,
Michelle Barnes, Tim Bruce, Patch Dahl, Kim "Goofy Gal" Danahy, Bob
and Lenore Dolphin, Sarah Duncan, Michael Dutton, Judy Fisher, Richard "Road Kill" Haase,
Eddie Hahn, Bret "Fat-Boyee" Henry, Robert Hester, Darrell James,
Barefoot Jon, Rick "TheRrrick" Karampatsos, Kurt Lauer, Robert
"srlopez" Lopez, Cyndie Merten, Little Leslie Miller, Dana Mosell,
Thomas "T.O." Okazaki, Lesa Overfield, Monte Pascual, Don Pattison,
Gail "Detour" Phillips, Mel Preedy, Michael Rasmussen, Henry Rueden,
Rick "Pole" Smith, David Spooner, David Stout, Gunhild Swanson, Jack
Swanson, Ed Walsh, Steve "Marathon Freak" Walters, Chris
"Hollywood" Warren, Darwin "runninguy" Weimer
EUGENE MARATHONERS

Robert Hester Michelle Barnes Eddie
Hahn Tim Bruce
Get Well Soon Wayne Wright….Message from his wife Fiona
As
you all probably know, my husband Wayne Wright (MM #172) had open heart surgery
on 3/22/07. Since then he has been walking and participating in several 5K's.
The Dr. has given him permission to run a little. He's running for 1 minute
followed by 4 minutes of walking. This is enough for right now. We plan on
participating in the Flying Pig on May 6 as originally planned. Wayne will
walk/run the marathon, hoping to finish in 6-7 hours. I have enclosed a photo
of him with his sign. He wears this for all the local races. Hope to see you at
the Pig or another race very soon.

Wayne Wright Tammie
Massie and Gilligan at the Umstead 100
Noteworthy
Accomplishments / Promotions / Omissions / Maniac Stuff:
Ø Titanium (10 star) Maniac: Lauri "The
Kid" Fauerbach Adams (31 marathons/ultras in 30 states and DC in 12
months): Starting with an Ironman and ending with a marathon double, read
about the exploits of our newest 10-star Titanium member.
FINAL THOUGHTS: A Look Back on The Year
I began this athletic year (04/09/06-04/01/07) with redemption, and ended it
with such. My dream, based on the Marathon Maniac levels (aka "spinny
spins"), evolved from 5 stars to 8 and ultimately, once the Triumvirate
made an exception for me, 10. 10 stars, Titanium level: the highest degree a
Maniac can achieve. It's an elite group, and I feel honored to be in the
company of such high caliber runners. I wanted to see if I could do it, if my
body was up to the challenge. Marathon recovery wouldn't allow me 52 marathons
a year, and financially I couldn't do 20 countries in a year, but I could do 30
marathons in 30 states in a year, especially since work kept sending me all
over the country. Eventually I was to tack in DC for kicks, so 31
(ultra)marathons in 30 states in 365 days.
And so it began, on almost no running base. And I rarely had the benefit of
taper or the luxury of recovery. Training for Ironman killed my run, because
my focus obviously had to be on the bike. The first race was Ironman Arizona,
where I redeemed myself from the bike crash at IMLP the year before. I walked
most of the marathon, because I wanted to soak it all in. Also on 15-20mpw I
knew I didn't have a lot to work with. Once I crossed that finish line, I
decided to do whatever races I wanted, wherever I wanted, regardless of where
they'd fall on the schedule. This was a huge decision, for it would enable me
to tackle races I'd always wanted to do (specifically, Marine Corps and
Richmond) that were always too close to my annual NYCM and Philadelphia
marathons. I built my schedule carefully, which would later force me to pack
'em in, selecting races just because they fit into the schedule and because
they were another state.
Overall I did 59 races: 2 ocean swim races (1M, 1.5M), 1 aquathlon, 1 olympic
duathlon (converted from tri), 2 sprint triathlons, 1 olympic tri, 1 Ironman, 5
5Ks, 1 4M, 5 5M, 2 10Ks, 1 10M, 7 half marathons, 24 marathons, 5 50Ks, and 1
50M. I completed my first Ironman and ventured at long last into
ultramarathoning. I had some busy weekends, especially the weekends I did more
than one race - 11 doubles (1 5K/half marathon, 1 10M/5K, 2 5M/marathon, 1
sprint tri/olympic tri, 2 half marathon/marathon, 4 marathon/marathon) and one
triple (5M-sprint tri-5M). I came in 3rd in my age group in a late year 5K,
took 3rd Athena in a sprint tri, set an olympic bike leg PR, and (once I'd run
my first) I reset my 50K PR. But it really was all about the marathon, so on
this topic I'll now focus. A list of all the (ultra)marathons I ran can be
found here.
In the year where The Evil Empire tried to kill me with constant business trips
all over the country, I took advantage whenever I could of their dollars and
piggybacked marathons onto said trips. Fortunately they paid all my travel
expenses to 6 races (CO, IA, NM, CA, WI, GA). I became much better at reading
maps since I drove to so many races; eventually driving 10-12h one way became
no big deal. Longest driven: 17.5h each way to/from Kansas City MO (tackled
because airfare was too costly on Thanksgiving weekend). I also somehow lost my
intense fear of flying. I slept in hotel rooms, B&Bs, friends' and family
members' spare rooms and on their couches, and in my car at rest stops in OH,
MO, TX, NC, and VA.
As official race pacer I paced a group of newbies to their first marathon
finish (NJ) and later a longtime friend to his first finish (NYC, where as he
massaged out his cramps I drank myself into a stupor). A lot of Thermolytes,
Gatorade, and beer consumed on courses, a lot of blood, vomit, sweat, snot, and
tears expelled. I ran in all kinds of weather: light rain, torrential rain, snow
flurries, record high temps, record low temps, air so dry I couldn't breathe,
air so thick with humidity I couldn't breathe, cloudy, sunny, and - more times
than I can count - windy. I ran on all kinds of terrain: asphalt, gravel,
rocks, roots, dirt, concrete, steel, wood, on top of/through 3" of snow,
through knee-deep puddles. Flat courses, rolling courses, incredibly
ridiculously hilly courses. Urban, suburban, rural settings and in multiple
mountain ranges and along rivers, creeks, the Atlantic, and the Pacific. I
finished races that far outstripped my physical abilities and others that
perfectly matched them. I hallucinated during two races, and was forced to stop
and regroup during one before I was allowed to move on. I discovered the unique
joy and fun of the 24 hour race, and the unique pain and confusion of the 50
mile race. I broke my toe on the sharp descent in CO, and my spirit on the
hills in ME. I ran fast out of nowhere in VA and AL, and set new benchmarks for
slowness in NC and KY. I battled my fear of heights and won in WV and CA, yet
lost that same battle in KY. I saw a moose less than 200 yards from me in VT,
and an antelope gracefully blaze across a plain in CA. So much roadkill,
including an armadillo carcass in AR, a perfectly intact bone skeleton of
something in NM.
I ran side-by-side with legends, characters, and with regular Joes like myself.
I ran with people old and young, gay and straight, single and married. During
my first 50K in IA I ran a bit with Terry Sentinella who would go on to win the
accompanying marathon, and in RI I ran with Ironman legend Tom Knoll. I ran a
few times with Team Pisano. In MA I ran next to Sam Thompson on his bid for 50
in 50 in 50 as he wore his shirt upon which SPONSOR ME was handscrawled in
Sharpie, and in NJ I ran the E50 5M portion next to Dean Karnazes (who said I
had "rockin' legs built for ultramarathons"!) on his own bid for 50
in 50 in 50 in his nice, new preprinted corporate shirt. I ran with retirees,
IT geeks, a bounty hunter, and a priest. I ran for races benefitting good
causes and fundraised on my
own to raise money for causes near and dear to my heart. I met so many of my
fellow Maniacs, and earned the right to join the 50 States and 50 States+DC
clubs.
I discovered I really suck at trail, exemplified by falling off the trail and
having to scream for assistance during my first trail marathon and by being
barely able to walk (ravaged by grief and hypothermia) at my first 50 miler. I
met paramedics, nurses, and doctors in so many med tents. I discovered altitude
sickness and the unique pain of frostbite. I met up with my old enemies of heat
exhaustion, hyponatremia, and dehydration. I ran in a race of only 9 people in
CA and later in NYC I ran in the biggest marathon ever held. I won second place
twice (trophies for both) and 2nd in my age group once (a bag and towel for
that). I was interviewed for a national athletic webcast that so many people
heard; I received emails and calls from people I hadn't heard from in years. My
Ironman story was published on a Rochester TV station webpage and I was
featured in Philly Fit magazine. I gained an entire new wardrobe thanks to
countless T-shirts and tech shirts (long sleeve and short sleeve, white and
colored, men cut and women cut) and hats. I earned a pair of running shoes, a
scarf, an Amphipod, a coffee mug, and a finisher's turtle. 28 medals, plus a
bonus Goofy medal. Sometimes I ran every step, sometimes I barely ran at all. I
ran sick, with fever, hungover, exhausted, grief-stricken, furious, elated, and
apathetic. I learned so much about the nuances of running, specifically what
I'm good at and what I really need to improve upon.
I ran to deal with hard times at work and in life. I ran to cope with the
diagnosis and treatment of ovarian cancer of my best friend, and later running
helped ease the pain of her death. I walked away from some people, and welcomed
others into the fold. I was surrounded by people, or completely alone. I ran to
escape from things, and to return to others. I collected scars from When Sports
Clothes Attack on my upper back, lower back, rib cage, belly button, inner arm,
and chest. I collected bruises from rental car keys that were tied to the
drawstring of my shorts and tucked down the front of said shorts. I lost skin to
sunburn and windburn, I lost nearly 40 pounds, and a lot of my hair fell out
thanks to mental and physical stress. I ran in a tank top and shorts that
barely covered my ass in the brutal heat and humidity of summer, in a tiara on
my birthday, and in 4 shirts, 3 pants, a hat, a hood, and 2 pairs of gloves in
the frigid chill of winter. I ran many times in Maniac gear: hideous yellow,
smooth red, and (more times than not) cool Maniac black. Some marathon mornings
I was excited to race; others I didn't want to run at all. Sometimes I ran fast
for no reason; other times I ran slow for no reason. But for a year I just ran,
in total over 860 miles in my (ultra)marathon races, not including extra miles
I accumulated from taking wrong turns or my training miles. And so what began
with a smile and redemption in an Ironman ended with a bigger smile and more
redemption in a double marathon weekend. The year of the Destination Race, of
"quantity over quality". 30 states + DC, 31 (ultra) marathons in 365
days. It's been a wild ride, and I'm glad I took the journey though I'm also
anxious to calm down a bit, focusing on training properly for the PRs I seek in
the fall.

Maniacs #1 and #2 with Johnny
"Skaka" Landeza "Quick Mick" Allen Maniac #3 tp! lubing up!
Ø Osmium (6 star) Maniac: Karen "Sushi" Wiggins for running in 35 marathons/ultras in one year.
Ø Ruthenium (5 star) Maniac: Johnny Spriggs
(3 marathons/ultras in 3 states in 9
days)
Ø Iridium (4 star) Maniac: Anne Scarazzo, Edward McGowan, Craig MacBean (9 marathons in 9 states in 12 months)
Ø Gold Maniacs (3 star): Little Leslie Miller, Joseph Tompkins (12 in 12 months)
Ø Silver Maniacs (2 star): Natalia Norman (6 marathons in 4 months), Steve Grady, Ed Walsh, Ryan Valdez (6 in 6 months)
Ø 100 marathon mark: Robert "srlopez" Lopez (Easter Marathon)
Ø 50 marathon mark: Johnny Spriggs (Eisenhower Marathon), Ruben Contreras (Boston Marathon), Ron Knecht (Kentucky Derby Marathon), Claude Hicks Jr. (Trail dawgs Marathon)
HAPPY MANIACS AT THE BOSTON POST-RACE BASH AT JOHN HARVARDS

Aunt Fun and mph
Marc Frommer, Dick Decker, Meghan Arbogast and friends
New Members for the Month of April
4/01 - Steve Noone #521 (Glenmoore, Pennsylvania): Though Steve had qualified for Bronze membership when he completed the 3 in 3 months criteria (Disney World, Rocky Raccoon and the 50km HAT run), he wanted his Maniac "birthday" on the same day as April Fool's Day. He can't be a fool for wanting to join the Maniacs, can he? His lifetime totals include marathons and ultras in 10 states and 6 countries.
4/02 - J.R. "Turtle" Ankney
#522 (Crozet, Virginia): Since J.R. had the opportunity to run with some of the
other Maniacs in his past races, he decided it was finally time for him to
"cross the line". Just as well as his best streak of 4 states in 8
weeks qualifies him for 3-star Gold membership. From his history, it looks like
he prefers trail ultras just as much as road marathons.
4/02 - Abe Lim #523 (Avon Park,
Florida): Abe's wife is very wise as she thinks that he should be in our group,
and rightfully so. Having run marathons in 13 states back in 2001 qualifies him
to be a 5-star Ruthenium Insane Asylum member. He has run a total of 123
lifetime marathons and ultras and has completed the 50 states and DC circuit.
His favorite quote: "Life is short, live well, love much, laugh
often".
4/02 - Steve Ellis #524 (Kent,
Washington): Another one of those Ironman finishers, Steve has been running
since 1999 and to date has completed 25 marathons and 9 ultras. His best streak came recently with the
completions of the Chuckanut 50km and Yakima Canton Marathon within the
required 3-week period for Bronze membership.

Steve Noone J.R. Ankney Steve Ellis
4/04 - Adam Blum #525 (Los Gatos, California): Californian Adam recently ran in the Chuckanut and Mt. Si ultras to meet quite a few of the Maniacs. Though he's run hundreds of races during his lifetime, he hasn't run many marathons as he was obsessive on doing short trail races. Now he's focusing his efforts on trail ultras, which he plans on running a whopping 34 of them this year. He's a Bronze Maniac by running 2 marathons/ultras in 3 weeks.
4/04 - Bill Russell #526 (Surrey, British Columbia, Canada): Since 2001, Bill has run 16 marathons and 3 ultras. 2006 was a "down" year for him as he was battling knee and groin injuries; that is, if you think doing 4 marathons and 2 ultras is minimalistic. But Bill looks like he's back as he just completed Yakima and Boston, with Vancouver and Tacoma just looming ahead. He's a bronze Maniac with his 2 marathons in 2 weeks.
4/04 - Malcolm Anderson #527 (Yarker, Ontario, Canada): Some of you may have met Malcolm at the Yakima Canyon Marathon, where he advertising his next big project: writing a book about marathoners whom have completed 100 marathons. Malcolm is a Bronze Maniac by having done the Athens, Cayman Islands and Walt Disney World Marathons in monthly succession.
4/05 - Sheri Nemeth #528 (Sherrillis Ford, North Carolina): Sheri met a few Maniacs at the Juneau Marathon last year and now says she's ready to become one of us. She was also at the Yakima Canyon Marathon and previously completed the Tybee and Mobile Marathons in the previous months to qualify for Bronze membership in the Insane Asylum. Her ultimate goal, like many of us, is to run a marathon in all 50 states, of which she has completed 12.

Adam Blum
Malcolm Anderson Sheri Nemeth
4/05 - Brian Hoover #529 (Tulsa, Oklahoma): The founder and President of the Tulsa Area Trail and Ultra Runners (TATUR), Brian knows what it takes and how much hard work is involved in maintaining a club. He recently completed the Olathe and Hogeye Marathons on back-to-back days to qualify for 4-star Iridium status. He has 8 lifetime marathons and 7 ultras in his running resume, in 5 states.
4/05 - Michael Rasmussen #530
(Newport News, Virginia): A recent transplant to Washington via Virginia, Mike
qualifies for Bronze Maniacdom by completing the Lower Potomac and Shamrock
Marathons a week apart. He has completed 13 marathons in 11 states.
4/05 - Marshall King #531 (Richardson, Texas): Marshall surely loves those
ultra runs as most (if not all) of his runs have been at least 50km. In March this year, he competed in the Three
Days of Syllamo located in the Ozark National Forest where on back to back days
he calmly finished 50 km and the next day 50 miles. That makes you a 4-star
Iridium Maniac Marshall! This is Marshall quote at the end of his e-mails,
cortesy of C.S. Pandy, the Race Director of the Himalayan Run/Trek: "There
is no reason to worry how far the run is. You simply have to enjoy it and not
question if it is 26 or 27 or 30 miles--you will thank me later for supplying
an extra few minutes of enjoyment."
4/06 - Grannie" Annie Singer #532 (Suffern, New York): How can you not derive some inspiration from "Grannie" Annie Singer? She has completed 50 marathons in 34 states and recently had a new granddaughter (Emma), hence her nickname. Here's an interesting tidbit. At the Seabrook Weekend Challenge, the race officials gave her the numbers Grannie Annie 1 and Grannie Annie 2 to do the race not because she was fast but because she had travelled from New York, which was the longest distance from any of the other race entries!

Brian Hoover Marshall
King "Grannie" Annie Singer
4/07 - Elisa Hawkins #533 (Honolulu, Hawaii): Elisa is new to running but dove in feet first. She ran her first marathon in June 2006, but since that time has completed 5 additional marathons, as well as an 100km and the tough Run to the Sun on Maui. She is a bronze Maniac by having run 2 in 2 weeks.
4/07 - Ryan Valdez #534 (Fort Worth, Texas): There's a lot of Maniacs that reside in Texas and Ryan just adds to that collection. Since his first marathon back in 2001 (Mardi Gras), Ryan has run in 9 more in 3 states and DC, with his best streak being 2 in 3 weeks (Mardi Gras and the Waco 5-0). That makes him a Bronze Maniac in the Insane Asylum.
4/11 - Jill Hudson #535 (Seattle,
Washington): Jill truly enjoyed being in the company of so many Maniacs at
Yakima that she figured she might as well be a part of the fun and "insanity". Now talking about someone whom goes wayyyy
back, Jill ran the Seattle Marathon back in 1979 when she was a mere teenager.
Now she believes she is hooked again and is planning to do 7 marathons and
ultras in 6 months. Her streak of 2 in 3 weeks (Chuckanut 50km and Yakima
Marathon) qualifies her for Bronze membership. But the best indicator that she
is a true Maniac…back in 1990 she ran the Seattle Marathon and at the finish
ate a Dick's Burger (the Prez second favorite restaurant!) and then puked! Way
to go Jill, you are a true Maniac!!
4/13 - Cathy Kimble #536 (Houston, Texas): Cathy started running marathons in 2004 and has completed 8 of them, all within the Lone Star state of Texas. Her Texas marathon streak of 3 in 3 months include the Houston, Austin and Seabrook Marathons. Welcome to the world of Bronze!

Ryan Valdez Jill Hudson Dean Schuster
4/13 - Silverio "Silver" Rivas #537 (Alta Loma, California): Silverio has an impressive streak by virtue of running at least one marathon between the years of 1982 to 1999. His goal is to complete 100 marathons and he is over halfway to that total (55). His streak of 3 marathons in 3 months include the Las Vegas, Pacific Shoreline and the Los Angeles Marathons. So now when his family and friends call him a "Marathon Maniac" he'll just laugh louder!
4/22 - Alfredo Aromin #538 (Aiea, Hawaii): Is there any runner that Maniac #180 doesn't know in Hawaii? Another one of his good friends, Alfredo has completed about 25 marathons (all in Hawaii) and his best streak was 3 marathons in 3 months back in 2004 (Kona, Kilauea and Maui) gives him Bronze status in the Insane Asylum.
4/25 - Mike Herrin #539 (Tremont, Illinois): Knowing how busy marathoners can get when they run a lot of them, Mike initially requested entry a few years ago but didn't do anything about it. Oh well, better late than never! His 66 marathon completions were run in 40 states and his best streak of 9 marathons in 9 states in one year fulfills the criteria for 4-star Iridium status.
4/26 - Dean Schuster #540 (Columbia,
South Carolina): The Prez met Dean while downing a "cool one" at the
House of Blues Awards Banquet following the Myrtle Beach Marathon. Besides
having completed Myrtle Beach, Dean a week after that ran the Black Mountain
Marathon to qualify for Bronze membership in the Insane Asylum. He thinks this
may be good enough to hand out towels in the bathrooms at the Marathon Maniac
meetings!

Peggy Ankney and husband J.R. Gilles
Barbeau
4/29 - Peggy Ankney #541 (Crozet, Virginia): Peggy and husband J.R (maniac #522) comprises the latest edition of the wife-husband Maniac teams.
Peggy's streak came recently with her 3marathon/ultra completions in 3 months (Holiday Lake 50km, Knoxville Marathon and the Promise Land 50km), thus good for Bronze. She has completed 6 additional marathons, all after her inaugural marathon at Richmond in late 2005. Being a science geek, she specifically requested that her Maniac number be a prime number, since prime numbers are "way cooler" than non-primes. So the Maniacs hereby bequeath #541 to Peggy! And did you also happen to know that the following are prime numbers…557, 617, 739, 829, 977, and a whole lot more!!
4/29 - Gilles Barbeau #542 (Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada): Gilles initial marathon came way back in 1982 (Ottawa) and after 1984 took an 11-year hiatus before returning to the marathon scene at Seattle. He seems to enjoy trail ultras just as much as road marathons by reviewing his race stats. His best streak came last year when during Thanksgiving weekend he completed the Seattle Ghost and Seattle Marathons on back to back days, thus earning him 4-star Iridium status in the Maniacs. Gilles has run marathons/ultras in 3 Canadian Provinces and 4 states.
4/30 - Bob Hearn #543
(Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada): Bob first marathon in Victoria in 2004
was a successful one as he qualified for Boston. Since that time he has run in
5 more and his recent streak of 2 marathons in 3 weeks (Boston and the Country
Music Marathon) qualifies him for Bronze membership in the Insane Asylum.
Rhetorical Revelations and W(Rites)…from the Rambunctious
Rev
Steve-Oh, have I got one
for YOU this month.
As you and I know so very
well, it is AWFUL when people run a marathon as a bandit. Just
terrible. It is stealing, isn’t it? Other people paid good money for
the race to be put on, and some people come along and just wham, bam, thank you
ma’am, run the race and get most of the goodies along the way, paying
nothing. That’s just wrong. New York has folks on the sidelines looking
for bandits, and they’ll physically pull you off the course if you do
that. Good for them. I’d never consider it, neither would you, and neither
would any other right-minded marathon maniac. No sir.
But something interesting
happened to me on the way to heaven last month.

It started last
year. Through the gracious efforts of a maniac friend, I was wonderfully
given a special invitation to run in the Boston marathon, despite not having a
qualifying time on my record. The $200 entry fee for such special
invitations I paid gladly, for I was thrilled beyond description.
On that glorious morning of
the ’06 Boston, I noticed loosening up outside the starting corrals about 100
runners. Curious, I asked an official about them, and she replied, “Other
cities, rightly so, forbid bandits in their races, but we had so many over the
years we decided to reach a compromise with them. We ask them to line up over
there and wait for the official runners to run, and then we let them go,
too. It works out alright.” Hmm.
This year, the same special
invite came to my door, and I knew someone who might appreciate the official
opportunity, and sure enough, he was grateful for the chance. Made him
pretty happy. Me too. Anyway, I read the brochure, and sure enough,
Boston advertises: “no bandits”. But I packed my running shoes,
accompanied my friend to the expo, and there, plain as day, Stevie, was a
poster-map of the starting area, and plain as two days, there it was: an area
on the official poster, off to the side of the pictured corrals, marked:
BANDITS. WhooooHooooo!
Same course. Same
excitement. As slow as I am, same warm Gatorade. Best of all, a few
friendly females near Wellesley (12 in particular). And, sigh, same hills
in Newton.
I prayed later, and was
clearly told that there is a compromised spot in the afterlife for me. I
get to run Big Sur for eternity (yesssssss!!!!), but I have to run it like
Barefoot Bob.
Love ya,
Rev
dgkienz@yahoo.com
Maniac Ongoing Discounts
·
$10
off marathons put on by Bob Green (his next one is the Gateway to the Pacific
Marathon).
·
15%
off shoes, apparel at the Balanced Athlete (Kent, Wa); ask for Eric
·
10%
off any running shoes, apparel at the Bellevue, Wa Foot Zone store (ask for
Jenny)
·
discount
on BITE sandals (contact Tony at tony@marathonmaniacs.com for details)
·
More
to come in the April / May Newsletter and to the web site soon. The President
has written…
